I could enumerate all of the horrible choices that were made in the story, the screenplay, the directing, the visual design, etc. I could do that. But I won’t – my neckbeard isn’t nearly thick enough for that kind of endeavour.
Instead, I will say this: (SPOILER ALERT)
Jeff Bridges turns into a new age yogi or guru or hairy monk. He wears a robe-like suit-like garment.
It has a bowl
Yes, a bowl. If I were the kind of guy who defends crappy movies, I would point out that all of the “people” living inside the computer have a similar bowl-shaped socket on the back of their garments. It is meant to hold an
dinner plate identity disc that stores your memories, yadda yadda, and doubles as a weapon. It’s basically a soul frisbee. Everyone has a soul frisbee.
Except poor old Jeff Bridges. I’ll spare you the hoary
“OMG I was betrayed by my own clone and I guess I’ll go be a space Buddhist and wear a robe thing and OMG I hope my son shows up and reminds me of who I was and some guy stole my soul frisbee and now I can’t play Frolf but I hope I can get my soul back and maybe a game of hackeysack”
plot since it’s not germane to the point I’m trying to make.
My question is this: Why does his monk suit have a bowl? It had a bowl. On the back, for the soul frisbee. I get the part about him being inside the computer and that everyone else has a frisbee socket, but he must have made the monk suit himself or at least ordered it from a tailor who takes neon water as payment. But at what point is he sitting on his computerized bench with a needle and thread thinking “Wait, this thing needs a bowl.” ???
You’re supposed to be the messiah to all of these two-dimensional characters (in 3D!), so surely you can give yourself a pass on the soul bowl garment requirement. Perhaps he didn’t want to stand out.
“I don’t want to look out of place here in this world of electric soul frisbees. I’d better put a bowl on my monk suit.”
While trying to wrap my massive head around this question, I had an epiphany.
Tron: Legacy is the Phantom Menace of Tron movies. Lots of money and effort spent on the CGI side, but the screenplay was given such little attention that it was launched into the sky when CGI jumped on the teeter totter.
This movie is a candy bin of horrors in the bulk food store of bad ideas, but it’s “Cash or Debit ONLY” and I’m $2 short of hobo bait, so I will leave you to ponder what I am calling “The Monk Suit Bowl Conundrum“, a mystery of such depth that it would require a diving bell full of Agatha Christies to discover its foundation. Puff puff.